This picture is directly across the street for my house, which I was in as I watched my beautiful little neighborhood be transformed into Oz.Hello Friends, these last few weeks have been crazy. Its hard to say where to begin. 1st a tornado hit my street demolishing every house around mine, as well as busting up my car. My internet got canceled. Then my girlfriend left me. I had another unspeakable, crazy experience. All of my friends back home are upset with me, and I have a hell of a lot of home work because my finals are this week. Sorry I haven't been around much. The hell of the situation is that no matter how much alcohol I consume, I can't seem to forget about all these stupid things. If anyone has any suggestions please send them my way.
posted by DorianGray1854 at 2:44 PM
15 Comments:
le:
It was not my car, however; my car was about 50 feet from this one and so was my ex-girls, hers got it worse than mine. Thanks for paying me a visit.
Captain:
Thanks for the words of encouragement.
Wow that's a very interesting way of parking. And I thought my driving was bad.
Good luck dancing with Cappy - Make sure no-one steps on him...he's only a head, after all...
Pixie:
Thankyou for stopping over and I promise, I wouldn't let anyone even step on Cappy's toes (if he had them), he's very dear to me.
Hey when are you gonna email me the rest of those pics? I want to see all the devastation.
Dorian what a total bummer! Can I make you a nice cup of tea?
Dorian I am so sorry for all this catastophe in your life.
Why did your girlfriend break up with you?
I would suggest take time out to watch all the porn your heart desires and wank it as often as your heart desires. It lets you sleep better too.
PDD:
Well I'm not exactly sure why we broke up, one day things were fine and the next all bad. She explained to me that I was the nicest/best boyfriend she ever had, also that I was the best in the sack, then she proceeded to break-up with me. I don't understand??? Without many words she left and I didn't try to stop her. I guess I was a little bitter because I treated her better than any other girl friend I ever had. I did every thing in my power to try and make her happy. Then without a single word from her for two almost three weeks she gives me a call to go out and get coffee; but I wasn't in the mood the night she wanted to go so I canceled. The weirdest thing about the whole deal is when we started dating she's the one that persued me. I was a little interested, but I didn't think I would end up dating her. Woman is a strange I guess I'll never understand them.
Jane:
I would love some tea. Also we need to go to Portland and steal my dog back.
Bloodgood:
Soon, Soon!!
I am so sorry about your loss. I don't understand it either. And yes, I don't understand a lot of women. I think it has something to do with their period.
Our brains are wired differently, that's for sure.
PDD:
That cracks me up, thankyou for your sympathy, I need it. My brains been on freakout overload. I'm sure the same thing can be said about men's brains, only most of us have a streak of asshole somewhere in the mix.
I think you need to get a tattoo and buy a motorbike, Dorian. Then come over to my house and cook me some dinner. Your world will be completely fixed if you follow these three simple instructions.
You're welcome.
I have the tattoo, I'll get right to work on the others. What does a plane ticket to that side of the planet cost? I am a poor student at the moment it might take me some time to save it up.
At first you need to get a bottle of whiskey!
Second get yourself some LOUD music.
Third get some illegal green substance.
next step: turn on the music...
pour the whiskey and taste it... kick back and smoke the green stuff!!
IF THAT DOESNT HELP GO AND GET THAT PLANETICKET TO VISIT JUNGLE JANE!!!
I like your new pic. Where's bosley
I love your new picture! Mum is off in the corner staring at it and flicking her bean....
mone
this is done, except; I think I put in the wrong kind of music at first, I felt like I was John Cusack in "High Fidelity"
PDD
He's dead, I'm only parading around as Oscar for a little while til I get my glamor shots back, but thankyou. I hope to be more eye pleasing from now on.
Pixie
It is truly an honor to you say this, It makes me feel like I can go out in this crazy world and finaly make things happen.
Le
Thankyou, My soul is under reconditioned as I type, it should be ready for a whole new decade of sin in just a few more days.
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