If I cut the top of your head off like a pineapple and took a melonballer to your brains, you might have a clue about what it is like to wake up inside this.
posted by DorianGray1854 at 5:08 PM
Thursday, January 19, 2006
If I cut the top of your head off like a pineapple and took a melonballer to your brains, you might have a clue about what it is like to wake up inside this.
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and if i got ahold of you for five minutes you would wish someone would have used that melonballer on your brain
i can put a smack down on you like youve never felt before
i hereby claim your soul
now lets get tore up mutha fuckah
That's the most horrifying picture I've ever seen !
You, me, Satan and Jane need to hit it and hit it hard. I'm ready to get tore up today!
Jane is a hottie. Love her.
Whats going on in the 319?
I am magical with the household kitchen items, you should see what I can do with a cheese shredder.
Satan Im not sure where my soul is headed exactly but the free bar sounds cool.
Flamingo Im all ready to get tore up too. lets gather all the ladies possible and throw the craziest sexcapade since the days of Caligula.
Jane you are invited!! I hope you don't mind if the clowns come too. Those mothers can get freaky like no one else I know.
it wouldn't be a sexcapade without me there. who cares where our souls are - let's sweat the small stuff later...
Sugar is nice!!
Spice is the name of the game.
Lets heat things up.
I'll eat your candy.
And service Jane!!
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DG (pict. of): Do you regularly wake up in the midst of a crowd of fully-dressed clowns? And if so, can I borrow your melon baller? I'm sick of nude clowns and their sad, pink bodies. Esp. first thing in the morning.
I loves M. Ward.
Thankyou Melan. I was just happy someone revived my likeness, except my hair is blonde and Townsend's is black, but I think he found my attitude.
ing...I rub out my morning wood after waking up to the thought of clowns sometimes, naked or otherwise..If you need the melonballer its yours, I have plenty spares you might want to sanatize first unless you don't mind dirty.
Mad I am Dorian Gray, the most handsome man with the ugliest soul ever.
P.S.legend legend third wheel legend always in the way..clap clap!!
indeed you are a huge spunk, Dorian. I very much look forward to performing the vile acts we discussed earlier...
1. You rub your mornin' wood with a melon baller?!
2. You do know, don't you, that they make better instruments for that.
3. But out of respect for the instruments, you might sanitize first.
4. Though by the number of spares, I assume that breaking up will be hard to do. . .
ing.. I like it rough, What can I say:-0
You got it Jane, you got it raw!!
Mad you should realy watch your diet pooping wood and metal is never healthy, unless you put it in there for some kinda sex act then I guess its O.K.
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