"If a girlie book was all that was left as a document of this generation, an anthropologist of the year 2965 would logically assume that this culture seemed to be identified with the religious concept: "God made my body and it is dirty, then the imperfection lies with the manufacturer, not the product. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law."
-Lenny Bruce-
How To Talk Dirty And Influence People

If I cut the top of your head off like a pineapple and took a melonballer to your brains, you might have a clue about what it is like to wake up inside this.

Someone has decided to untie the pretzels and straighten them. Soda-pop is being flavored with every imaginable taste; lemon, cherry, vanilla, next it will be coffee and what for? Just to gain a little extra caffeine the iced mocha cappuccino can't give you. If you have a problem with this I say try apathy. Having emotion will only lead you to an angry place.