I spent this last weekend damaging Dorian's Liver. He used to be such a good and well mannered liver. It appears that after many long years of abuse he has finally had enough.
"I'm taken a leave of absence and traveling to Australia." This is all he left on his runaway note. It seems he has always had a passion for the wild life that inhabit this area. I'm not sure exactly what he's out to prove, but I really miss getting drunk with him. I heard from the airline he has been traveling incognito and using my creditcard. His last known alias was: Basil Hallward. If anyone happens to spot him any time soon please tell him to write home. His Kidneys miss him.

I thought I would follow Flamingo's lead and make today Brad Pitt Day
Even tried to write a song about it, once. But I just didn't finish it.
It goes like this...
I was born in motel room When my daddy lost his job.
Just after one He pulled a gun and blew the brain down the...
They call me mamma'.. they call me mamma'...
Theycall me mamma's boy. But I don't care.
I'll be a mamma, I'll be a mamma's boy!
Since daddy get the electric chair!

"You can't judge a hero by his size, he's just a Teeny Little Super Guy..."

Desire a poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Where true Love burns Desire is Love's pure flame;It is the reflex of our earthly frame, That takes its meaning from the nobler part, And but translates the language of the heart.

Art thou pale for weariness a poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley

Art thou pale for weariness Of climbing heaven and gazing on the earth,Wandering companionlessAmong the stars that have a different birth,And ever changing, like a joyless eyeThat finds no object worth its constancy?

Hopalong Cassidy's Creed for American Boys and Girls

1. The highest badge of honor a person can wear is honesty. Be truthful at all times.
2. Your parents are the best friends you have. Listen to them and obey their instructions.
3. If you want to be respected, you must respect others. Show good manners in every way.
4. Only through hard work and study can you succeed. Don't be lazy.
5. Your good deeds always come to light. So don't boast or be a show-off.
6. If you waste time or money today, you will regret it tomorrow. Practice thrift in all ways.
7. Many animals are good and loyal companions. Be friendly and kind to them.
8. A strong, healthy body is a precious gift. Be neat and clean.
9. Our country's laws are made for your protection. Observe them carefully.
10. Children in many foreign lands are less fortunate than you. Be glad and proud you are an American.

Whatever happened to the campy fifties westerns and the great values and morals that came with them.